The Slightly Unhinged Garden Calendar 2027 - WARNING: May cause spontaneous nursery visits and unrealistic plans for the backyard.
Same garden. New delusions.
The Slightly Unhinged Gardener is back for 2027 — twelve months of gardening chaos, questionable decisions, beautiful plants, genuinely interesting facts and the garden truths that make you laugh because they’re painfully accurate.
Part calendar, part garden therapy - entirely unnecessary in the best possible way.
If you’ve ever gone outside to water one pot and resurfaced two hours later holding a shovel, this calendar is for you.
The Slightly Unhinged Gardener 2027 is our big, beautiful wall calendar made for people who love gardens but have absolutely no intention of pretending they have them — or life — completely under control.
Every month has its own story inspired by the ridiculous, beautiful reality of gardening: lost secateurs, plants bought with nowhere to go, weeds with astonishing self-confidence, tiny new leaves celebrated like major life events and those rare moments when you stand back, look at what you’ve grown and think, well… would you look at that.
Inside you’ll find gorgeous plant photography, laugh-out-loud monthly stories, slightly unhinged moods, genuinely cool gardening facts and plenty of room to write down all the important things you’ll probably forget anyway.
It’s useful.
It’s beautiful.
It’s slightly feral.
And it makes a brilliant gift for gardeners, mums, plant tragics, serial nursery shoppers and anyone who has ever said “I’m just looking” before leaving with a trolley.
Because life’s too short for boring calendars.
What’s inside
- 12 beautifully designed monthly calendar pages
- A different garden story every month
- Cool & Questionable Fact of the Month
- Monthly moods and ridiculous little one-liners
- Beautiful garden and plant photography
- Large calendar boxes with proper room to actually write in
- Australian gardening humour throughout
- Designed right here by people who actually spend their lives around plants
Perfect for
Gardeners. Plant lovers. Mothers. Grandmothers. Friends who own too many pots. People who talk to their plants. People who don’t garden yet but probably should.
And, obviously, yourself.
The Slightly Unhinged Garden Calendar 2027 - WARNING: May cause spontaneous nursery visits and unrealistic plans for the backyard.
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